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        |  sākt mācīties There's nothing to tell!, He's just some guy, I work with.  |  |   There's nothing to tell!, He's just some guy, I work with.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties C'mon, you're going out with the guy!  |  |   C'mon, you're going out with the guy!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties There's gotta be something wrong with him!  |  |   There's gotta be something wrong with him!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?.  |  |   All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?.  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties (They all stare, bemused.)  |  |   (They all stare, bemused.)  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.  |  |   Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.  |  |   It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Sounds like a date to me.  |  |   Sounds like a date to me.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Alright, so I'm back in high school,  |  |   Alright, so I'm back in high school,  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,  |  |   I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties and I realize I am totally naked.  |  |   and I realize I am totally naked.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Oh, yeah. Had that dream.  |  |   Oh, yeah. Had that dream.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.  |  |   Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.  |  |   All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Now, I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.  |  |   Now, I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties And they weren't looking at you before?!  |  |   And they weren't looking at you before?!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother,  |  |   Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother,  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!  |  |   which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.  |  |   This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties I just feel like someone reached down my throat,  |  |   I just feel like someone reached down my throat,  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties grabbed my small intestine,  |  |   grabbed my small intestine,  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties pulled it out of my mouth  |  |   pulled it out of my mouth  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties and tied it around my neck.  |  |   and tied it around my neck.  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties Carol moved her stuff out today.  |  |   Carol moved her stuff out today.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Let me get you some coffee.  |  |   Let me get you some coffee.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)  |  |   Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?  |  |   No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone.  |  |   I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties I hope she'll be very happy.  |  |   I hope she'll be very happy.  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties No I don't. to hell with her, she left me!  |  |   No I don't. to hell with her, she left me!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties And you never knew she was a lesbian...  |  |   And you never knew she was a lesbian...  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties No!!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that?  |  |   No!!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that?  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties She didn't know, how should I know?  |  |   She didn't know, how should I know?  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...  |  |   Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...  |  |  | 
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|  sākt mācīties I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.  |  |   I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M.  |  |   Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number?  |  |   I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number?  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now.  |  |   Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?  |  |   You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Ross gestures his consent.  |  |   Ross gestures his consent.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Strip joint!. (striptease).  |  |   Strip joint!. (striptease).  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!  |  |   C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties I don't want to be single, okay?.  |  |   I don't want to be single, okay?.  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties I just wanna be married again!  |  |   I just wanna be married again!  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through  |  |   Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through  |  |  | 
|  sākt mācīties what I went through with Carl.  |  |   what I went through with Carl.  |  |  |